My Walk with Claude — part II

As we turned the corner at the next block, she began telling me a few more details of her younger days.  It was at that point that I took another good look at her, and I was shocked to see that she was no longer this older, prim lady in her 70s, but a young and vibrant woman likely in her 20’s.  She seemed a little taller as well.  Her hair was longer, and it did not show any gray streaks.  She was wearing a simple, blue  short sleeved blouse and tan shorts.  Also, as we walked, I seemed to feel quite different.  I had a lot more vigor in my steps it seemed, I was feeling like I could jog down the streets if I was inclined.   She was holding my right hand, so with my other hand I reached up to feel my hair, as it seemed to be a bit shaggy and I just had a recent haircut.  My hair was much longer and was hanging over the collar of my shirt.  I started to panic for a moment.  Was I dreaming or hallucinating?  But then a calm came over me and the feeling of being young again, just  overcame whatever worries I had about it.  I decided to just go along with this, whether it was a dream or really happening, I felt that I would eventually figure it out and for now just see where it all was going.   I glanced over to Claudine and she just grinned when she looked at me and held my hand a little tighter.  “ I wanted to show you our beautiful park that we have hidden here in the backstreets of the town.  When you are driving down Main Street, you would never even know it was here.   As we walked past the quiet houses, and soon came to the park, she continued to tell me her story.  She graduated from college and that summer she went to Paris to pursue her dream of living in France and teaching children about books and maybe some good things about life in the States.  After a month or two, she was able to land a job teaching English to young French girls in Paris.  She found a nice upstairs flat in a busy, commercial street in Paris.  The teaching job was everything that she hoped it would be.  She made enough money to support herself, as long as she was frugal.  She didn’t have to write home for money.  She was becoming an independent women.  It would surprise some of her old friends back home, as many had said that they expected her to come back to Ohio after a few weeks in France.

One day, the school girls had a small social event, and she was invited to attend as their teacher.  It was held at the home of the parents of one of the girls, Mireille.  She was hoping that her French would be okay with the older adults.   When speaking to the young girls, they would just laugh and accept her sometime mistakes with the language.  She laughed when she told that story.  Her laugh was pleasant and it showed in her eyes and then seemed to sound like something between a giggle and a chuckle, especially when she was laughing at herself.  She continued telling me of her first social event.  It was just an informal gathering of friends and her fears were unfounded and if the others were offended by her speech, they never showed it.  It was here that she met Patrice, a cousin of Mireille .   Patrice was a couple years older than Claudine and was a handsome, confident  and well spoken man. He had dark hair and grayish eyes that seemed to follow your every word and movement. He quickly engaged her in conversation and tested her French language skills to the utmost.  He then invited her to come out for coffee at a local cafe.  She was surprised as their conversation eventually flowed from French into English.  She found that his English was better than her French.  At this point in the story, Claudine stopped and squeezed my hand and said :” I knew that this was the reason why I came to Paris.  To meet Patrice.  There was something about him, the way he carried himself, the way he spoke.  After that first meeting, we began to see each other every day.    Every spare moment that I had was spent with him.  I could see myself staying in France and maybe spending the rest of my life with Patrice.  It was a time of few cares or worries as I began to learn more about Paris, and about Patrice.

We would take little day trips on the weekend, usually riding in his banged up old Citroen.  Driving into the country, we would stop off at small cafes or restaurants, drinking the local wines and meeting some of the local people.  We also spent time in the churches and museums of Paris.  Patrice had such a vast knowledge of all of it.  The days passed in happiness as I counted the hours when we might be together again and would be so disappointed if my work or his work kept us apart even if for just one day.”

She continued on, talking happily of her time together with Patrice.  She paused again, and said : “Then one day, he came to my apartment and was not his usual self.  He was quiet and I could tell that he had something important to tell me.  He said that his parents were still living in Algiers and he was worried about their safety.  I knew about the fighting and violence that was going on in Algeria at this time.  They had been a colony of France, and the Algerians wanted their freedom from France.  The French government was negotiating with the rebels, but the many French that lived there,  did not want to change anything.  Patrice told me that he had been born in Algeria and came back to France for his education and to find work.  His parents stayed on, and did not want to leave.  He said that he was leaving the next day to bring his parents back to France, if he could.  He told her that they were what were called ‘pied noirs’.  These were the Europeans that lived in Algeria and considered it their native land.

My Walk with Claude

Part One —-

It was a broiling, hot August day in central Ohio.  I was walking down a tree lined street, trying to keep up with my bargain hunting wife.  Throughout this little town, all the sidewalks and street fronts, were lined with yard, garage, and estate sales of every size and dimensions.  The sidewalks were full of happy, or at least eager shoppers, all looking for that one big or little something, that they never knew that they needed to achieve shopping nirvana.  I was slowly walking up the sidewalk, trying to stay close to any shade available from the many trees that were standing along the edge of the walks, or on the lawns of the big, brick homes that were a large part of this neighborhood.  Some of the houses had large front porches with loads of items assembled on the porches and lawns.  Some just had a few tables under the towering trees that were on the curbside.

It was to one of these that I stopped for some reason to see what might be the deal of the day.  Maybe it was because I noticed a couple books on one of the tables, so I stopped to look at them.  There was a slim, older lady sitting on a chair behind one of the tables.  There were no other shoppers at her tables, most were at the tables of her neighbors on either side of her.  Maybe it was out of sympathy to show interest to her items, I don’t know, but I looked through one of her books.  It was a colorful, over sized book about Paris, France.  I had been in Paris once, many years ago and I decided to see if I recognized anything in the book, or if there was something to be of interest.  The book was only a couple dollars, so I decided to buy it.  The lady told me that she had at one time lived in Paris for a little while, right after she graduated from college.  She  was a French major and went there to possibly find a job teaching and do some library work on the side.  As she talked, I got a better look at her.  She was probably some where in her late 60s or early 70s, at least that was my guess.  She got up from the chair and started telling me more about France and about this book.  As she spoke, she seemed to become a little more vibrant,  and her face lost any lines that had been there before.  Her hair was reddish-gray and fell gently to her shoulders, she had brown eyes that seemed to sparkle now,  and spoke in a clear, gentle voice.  In spite of the heat of the day, I stood listening to her story and became interested and even asked her a few questions, which I would normally not do with someone that I didn’t know.  She then looked over to one of her neighbors and said “Sandy, do you think you could watch my tables for a few minutes?  I am going to get a drink from the house, for myself and this nice man.”  Sandy gave her assent.  Then the lady came around the table, and before I knew what was happening, she took my hand and led me up the big stone steps of her front porch, and towards the front door.  I began to protest, and told her that she did not need to go into all the trouble.  She only gripped my hand a little harder and insisted that it would only be a couple minutes and that I would be quite happy to get in out of the heat, if only for a few minutes.  So up the steps we went.  Her hand was soft, dry and warm.  It felt more youthful than I imagined it might have felt.

We entered the front door of her house.  I immediately felt a breeze from a fan that was standing in the middle of the parlor.  It was a large oscillating fan that managed to cover quite a bit of the room.  There were bookcases standing along two of the walls in the room.  I saw that there was a rocker opposite the front door and this is where she deposited me.  “Just make yourself comfortable and  I will be out with the tea in just a jiffy.”

I relaxed on the rocker and resigned myself to a cup of tea and then a quick exit from the premises.  She was soon back in the room with a tray holding a teapot and two cups.  She put them down on a small coffee table and poured tea in both of the cups.  She gave one to me and then took one for herself and sat across from me on a stuffed chair.  “This is a special Oolong blend that I use only in the summer.  It is quite refreshing as you will see.  There is no need for cream and sugar, as it has a hint of both already blended in.”

She smiled at me and took a sip from her cup.  “Do you like it?”  I gave it a try, and decided that she was telling the truth.  It really was quite refreshing and produced a very satisfying feeling through my whole body.  The tea was quite good.  I sat back in my chair and looked at her.  “This tea is all that you say and more, thank you for taking the time to make it.”  She then began to tell me a little bit about herself and her life.  She spoke of her college days where she majored in French and library science.  As she was speaking, her voice was sincere and calming as she spoke.  I didn’t want to be rude, but I was thinking about how I could extricate myself from the house and politely take my leave.  But, as she spoke, I felt myself getting a little drowsy and started to nod off.  I struggled to keep my eyes focused on her, but instead , I dropped off for a moment.  The next thing I remembered, was that I was walking out the front door with her and she was holding my hand again.  As we went down the front steps, I noticed that the crowd of people that had been packing the streets, were all gone.  There were no tables in front of her house any longer.  She guided me to the left and as we began walking, she said to me: “I don’t remember if I ever said my name, but it’s Claudine.  I never asked your name either.”  I said “ Peter, but most people call me Pete.  Also, what happened to all the people that were out here?”  She laughed and just said “I guess I will call you Pete.  I just wanted to take you for a little stroll through the neighborhood and show you some of the sights.  After that, we can come back here and you will probably be on your way.”

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The Letter — conclusion

The Letter — Part 4


     She collected her thoughts and calmed herself a little.  She looked over at Nolan’s picture.  He was in uniform and had that hint of a smile on his face.  What would Nolan do?  What should she do to honor his memory?  Thinking of Nolan brought the tears back again.  She rocked gently on the bed, back and forth.  The hot tears on her face spread a warm glow through her body.  She looked down and realized that she had crushed the pages of the letter into a ball in her hands.


     She steadied herself again.  She took out the small bundle of old letters that she kept in the desk by her bed.  These letters were stiff and a little brown around the edges.  A big rubber band held them together.  She pulled out a few and began to read through some of them to see if there was something in them to give her some help in deciding what to do.  Was there anything in there about Frankie or his friendship with him?  Anything good or bad?


     This whole thing had really knocked her for a loop.  She had expected just one more typical letter from Nolan, but nothing like this old bombshell that she had just read.  Maybe she could just talk it over with someone first.  Maybe with Joe or Nolan’s brother.  She would really like to know what to do, what would be best for everyone, the kids, herself and even for Nolan.  She couldn’t just let Frankie get away with this whole thing.  He was sitting pretty, without a care in the world.  What a crook and false friend he was.  But there was the whole crowd downstairs waiting for her to come back.  How could she just not say anything, or how could she tell everyone exactly what had happened.  Exactly what was in this letter.  She looked over at the wall by the bedroom door.  She had a small crucifix hanging there.  It was something Nolan’s mother had given her after the funeral.  She stared at it for a moment.  She decided to pray about it for a couple minutes and ask God for an answer.


     After a few more minutes, Marjorie had made her decision.  She took all the letters in the bundle with her, and went into the bathroom to compose herself before going back downstairs.  She couldn’t let anyone see her like this, to see her confusion and tears.  She needed just a little time to compose herself and finalize her plan of action.
     About five minutes later, she heard Trudy knocking at the bathroom door.
     “Mom?  Is everything okay?  We were beginning to worry about you.  Are you coming downstairs soon?”
     The door opened and Marjorie walked out.  “Yes dear, everything is fine.  Let’s go down.  I think I can read the letter to you all now.”
     She was calm and determined now.  As they walked down the stairs, everyone stopped talking and looked towards Marjorie.  She stopped at the last step and faced them.


     “You’ve all been patiently waiting for this and I am sorry for such a delay.  I think I can now read you Nolan Sanderson’s last letter.”  She began to read it to them….
     My dear Marj, How are things with you and the kids?  I miss you all terribly.  I bet little Joe is just sprouting up like a corn stalk in July, he probably won’t even recognize me when I come home.  And Trudy, will finally have a chance to see her old man at last.  It will be good to be home.  I  pray that they never have to fight in a war like this……
     She read the rest as quickly as she could, it wasn’t very long.  Her voice started to crack a little as she finished it…..
     I hope you know how much I cherish you all.  Give my love to my Mom and Dad, the them that I’ll see them soon.  Kiss the kids for me.  All my love, Nolan…….


     A few of the women wept and even some of the men looked a little misty eyed.  Both Joe and Trudy came over and hugged her.  Marjorie made sure that she was able to fold the letter and put it in the pocket of her dress.  She didn’t want anyone to know that she just read the letter that she received just before he died.  As far as they were all concerned, that was the real last letter from Nolan.  She hoped that the ashes in the waste basket upstairs would go unnoticed till she had a chance to clean it.


     Marjorie sat down in her old rocker and looked around the room.  Everyone started talking again, people were eating pie and drinking coffee or tea.  The reason for the gathering was concluded and people were now getting back to their own lives and latest gossip.  The tension was gone and they were no longer focusing on her anymore.  Now Marjorie gathered her thoughts on the results of this eventful day.  Things would all work out for the best.  Trudy would be married in a few weeks.  She and Dan would get that place outside town with the creek running through it.  She would sell this old house with all its memories and then would get a new place by the kids.  She would soon be able to quit her job and start a new life.  Watching Trudy and Dan have what she and Nolan always wanted.  She would help raise the grandkids right.  Then when the crops began to grow in the summer, she could walk into the fields, smell the fresh breeze coming over the corn and think about Nolan and his dream.  He would be happy that even if it didn’t work out for himself, it would for his daughter, and as he might say -’that was pretty good’.
The End.

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The Letter – Part IV

May 1970


My Dear Marj,

I’m sorry this letter has been so long in coming.  I know that I should write more often, but I usually find it hard to think of things to say, other than that I love you.  Well, this time its a little different.  I have some big news for you.  For some reason, I kind of got hooked into playing poker.  I know that you don’t like me to gamble, but this was spur of the moment, and it worked out!  Some of the senior officers, some majors and colonels, were playing one night and I was invited to play.  I thought I would lose a couple bucks and get out of it.  But I started to win, and win a lot.  I left that night up a couple thousand bucks!  Of course I had to come back a few nights later to let them win their money back.  That did not happen.  My luck just get better. After a couple weeks, I was up over ten thousand dollars!  One of the generals decided to end the game because the stakes were getting too high.  So, here I was with this bundle of cash.  

You remember Frankie Clinton?  I mentioned him a couple times.  We have become sort of friends the last couple months.  Well, he is getting out of here before me.  When he gets out, he plans to meet up with some of his big shot friends in Chicago and then go down to the Kentucky Derby.  That got me to thinking a little.  I know what you are thinking, old Nolan is getting a little crazy with all that money.  Well, hear me out.  So I got ahold of the Stars and Stripes newspaper and started studying the horses running in the Derby.  Anyway, there was this horse that caught my eye.  Some of the guys had started calling me the king of dirty landings, as I sometimes skid a little off the runway and kicking up a lot of dust.  Then I saw this horse’s name — Dust Commander —that horse was calling me.  My luck has been running and they say when you are lucky, keep going.  So I asked Frankie to put the bundle of money on that horse to win the Derby.  He thought I was crazy too, but he agreed to do it for me.  He was going to bet on it too. So I doubt that you even followed what happened at the Kentucky Derby, but I got a telegram from Frankie.  He made the bet on Dust Commander which had 15-1 odds to win.  Marj, we are now rich people.  Frankie says we collected over $150,000.00 on that bet!  I told him that I wouldn’t tell you till I got home, but I was just too excited not to share this with you.  So, when I get out of here, I will meet up with Frankie and collect the money before I come home…..


     Marjorie stopped reading the letter.  Her mind was racing, it didn’t make any sense.  Nolan was telling her that he somehow had managed to win all this money from cards then from bets on a horse race?  She didn’t know anything about that.  Where was all this money?  It was almost too much to for her to comprehend.  When the word came that Nolan had been killed in action, she had received a telephone call one day from Frankie.  He called to extend his condolences and asked her if there was anything he could do.  She remembered now that he had asked her a couple times if she had ever heard anything from Nolan before he died.  She had told him that she had nothing from him for more than a month before he died.  He had called her again after the funeral to see how she was doing, and then nothing after that.


     She started reading Nolan’s letter again.
     ….When I do get home, after a little celebration, I have some big plans.  I don’t know if you remember that piece of land that is a couple miles out of town, the old Stoddart place, I think its over 30 acres and Connoly Creek runs right down the middle of it.  I plan on buying that land and building a house out there.  We can sell our place in town.  I have a line on a job flying for a freight company.  I figure I can fly for a couple years until Joe and Trudy get old enough to start helping out with the farming.  Then I will quit flying and start farming the land.  Who knows?  We might have a couple more little farmers by then.  You know its been my dream and this money will get us there.  My luck has been running pretty good these days, but no more gambling for me.  Just get through the next few weeks and get home and start planning our future.  I can’t wait.     I have to get going now, time to turn in.  It’s been pretty busy around here, but I will be home soon.  Keep this all under your old hat till then
     All my love, Nolan

   She was stunned with all this.  Tears began to well out of her eyes and her body began to shudder.  Crying uncontrollably, she fell back onto her bed.  Why, why did she have to get this letter?  It would have been better if it would have never been found or given to her.  All these plans and dreams of Nolan ended in a burning crash thousands of miles from home.  And what about that money?  Frankie Clinton had never shared this information or the money over all these years.  He had used that money to start a business and had become very wealthy.  She was left a widow, having to work at the bank and sometimes on the weekend at the IGA to keep a roof over her head and take care of the kids.  Then it hit her, and she sat up in the bed.  The kids.  Trudy was going to marry the son of Frankie Clinton.  What would she think about this?  Her future father-in-law had taken her father’s money.  How could she ever look him in the eye?  Would she even marry Dan now?  


     Then she remembered something Trudy had told her last night.  In all the commotion, it had just went into one ear and out the other.  It was just something about her plans after she was married.  Trudy said that Dan was planning on making an offer on an old farm outside town.  She didn’t remember things exactly, but she said there was creek running through it.  They were going to fix up the house and start farming the place.  Just a little bit at first.  She even said that if Marjorie wanted, she could sell her house and they would build a little cottage for her to live close to them.  Then when the kids came, she would be there.  The kids would have grandma there to help raise them.  She hadn’t thought much about it at the time.  It was just something down the road.  She had put it out of her mind.  Now that was one more thing to consider.


     Anger had began to build in her.  All these years, Frankie Clinton had been living a happy life with few cares in the world.  He had profited off the death of his friend.  No one in the world knew about it, except for him.  But now, she knew too.  It was too much to keep to herself.  She had to tell someone.   She needed some closure on this and maybe some revenge after all these years.  It was not fair or right.  She could just picture the look on his face when she read the letter to him.  What could he say?  Oh, this was crazy even to think about confronting him.  What would it do to Trudy?  But someone should know the truth.  Maybe she could tell Joe, and get him to promise never to tell Trudy.  Just something to keep between them, his father’s last request.  Keep the secret in his memory.  But what about Trudy?  Maybe she deserved to know as well.  Dan didn’t seem anything like his father, but maybe he too should know the truth about HIS father.  

How much time had passed since she came up the steps?  It seemed like hours now. She had to decide what to do, before someone came up here looking for her.

to be continued —

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The Letter — part 3

Part 3 – Continued


     The time passed quickly as Trudy and Joe made the final preparations.  They rearranged some furniture, brought up some extra chairs from the basement and set out napkins and plates for the pie and coffee.  Finally, everything had to pass inspection under the critical eye of Marjorie Sanderson.  She approved.


     After the housework was done, Joe decided to go out and mow the lawn.  Trudy went upstairs to get ready.  She fixed her hair and made sure that her mother’s clothes were ready.  Grudgingly, Marjorie finally allowed Trudy to begin work on her hair.  By the time they had arranged their appearances to close to perfection, it was approaching eleven-thirty.


     “Trudy, you’ve fussed with my hair long enough.  There’s only so much you can do with it.  We don’t want to be up here when the letter finally arrives.”


     “Okay, that should do it then.”  Standing over her mother’s shoulder, she looked at the both of them in the mirror.  “You know Mom, I think that the man from the post office won’t know who to give the letter to, you or me.  You look so young, he might think that we were sisters.”


     “Nonsense, I’m not so young anymore.  These wrinkles don’t lie.  I think I’m putting on a little weight too.  You watch out Trudy, one day if you don’t look out, you’ll be old and fat too.  Now let’s get downstairs, I think I hear some of our company coming.”


     As they came down the steps, Joe was going to the front door to let in the first guests.  In the next few minutes more relatives and neighbors began to fill the room.  There were many cries of recognition and hugs as the happy reunion began.
     There was a light knock at the screen door.  Only Joe heard it, and he went to see who it was.  Outside was a thin balding man wearing a wrinkled tan suit and a matching straw hat that he just removed as he entered the house.


     “Hello, is Mrs. Sanderson here?”  the man said.


     As Joe escorted him inside, he knew that this had to be man with the letter.  Just then, another man appeared at the screen door and called into the house.  “Roger Quentin from the Weekly Sentinel, is this the Sanderson house?”
     Joe let the reporter in and along with the other gentleman directed them through the gathering towards where his mother was standing.


     The thin man in the tan suit then cleared his throat and brought the gathering to attention as he began to speak “Well, Mrs. Sanderson, no sense making you wait any longer.  You’ve already had to wait for twenty-five years and I apologize on behalf of the United States Postal Service for that.”


     He pulled a clear plastic envelope from his inside jacket pocket.  Inside the plastic, there was a smaller, thick discolored envelope.  As he presented the letter, the reporter took a few pictures, the flash from the camera catching Marjorie by surprise each time.


     “Thank you Mr. Pappin.  I guess the mail will always get through, no matter what….it just takes awhile sometimes.” she laughed.  She had practiced that line in her head this morning to make the man feel comfortable.  Everyone laughed nervously at that and it seemed to break the tension.  The talking that had died down when Mr. Pappin came into the house, began again.  They were all eager now to discover what was in the letter.


     Some of the ladies voiced the opinion that it would be appropriate if it was a long, touching, romantic love letter.  What you might expect from a Hollywood movie.  Ed Widdoes thought that maybe there might be some cash in the letter.  If so, he told Marjorie that she could sue the government for back interest.  Buck Shobalt, a cousin, hoped that maybe there would be some description of aerial combat and other military matters.


     Of them all, only Marjorie knew.  Nolan’s letters were usually short and not filled with much of anything.  He said he really didn’t have much to mention about his daily life.  His social life was nothing to talk about and so usually all he did was ask questions.  He’d ask about things back home and about the kids.  He told her to send them his love and to all his family and then end the letter.  That was why she was going to read the letter to everyone.  It would be best to end the suspense and get on with the rest of the day.  All she had to do was to work up the nerve to open it.


     As Marjorie looked down at the letter, Joe came to the center of the room and asked for quiet.  “I know all you folks are curious to hear what’s in that letter from my Dad, but first my Mom would like to read it in private and have some time to herself.  Then she’ll be back to share it with you all.”


     After Joe made his announcement, some of her earlier nervousness returned.  She looked around the room uncertainly.  A few people voiced some enthusiastic remarks to her.  Trudy walked over and put her arm around her mother.
     “Go on Mom, we’ll take care of the guests till you come down.  Take all the time you need.”


     Marjorie was glad for this break, she really did need a few moments to herself before reading the letter.  She turned and walked back upstairs.  At the door of her room she hesitated, then walked in and closed the door behind her.  The picture of Nolan stared at her from the dresser as she sat on the bed.  The street outside was quiet save for the occasional passing car.  A soft, tranquil breeze blew through the screen and gently lifted the window shade and set it back again.  The conversation from downstairs was muffled and passed from her consciousness as she began to open the envelope.


     The letter had been encased in plastic, with some type of official postal message stamped on it.  The envelope itself was musty smelling and crumbled a bit as she opened it.  Pulling the letter out, she hesitated a moment, it seemed thicker than usual, her fingers shook as she opened the pages to read it.

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The Letter — part II

continued

  “I don’t think you should Mom.”  interrupted Trdy.  “It’s kind of personal.  Dad wrote that letter before he went on what was his last mission.  Although he didn’t know it, those were just about his last words to anyone.  Do all those people need to hear the letter?  Why don’t you read it first, then you can either tell us what was in it, or read it to us.”
     “Though I don’t think its any big deal after all these years, “ said Joe, “maybe Trudy’s right.  Take a few moments to yourself then you share it.  After all, Dad was the only man you ever loved, right?  I think we can all give you two some time alone.  Unless of course, they already opened it down at the post office.”   he laughed.
     “No Joe, it’s still sealed.  The man said that it was when they got ready to move out of the old post office building that they found it.  There were two sacks of mail underneath some old paint tarps in a storage room.  Some guy was probably using the sacks to sleep on or something.  When he put the tarp over them, he forgot about the mail.  They thought that most of stuff in them were magazines and circulars, but there were a few letters too.  I was one of the few people that they were able to locate.  It must have been buried under a stack of Life magazines and Sears catalogues, because when they found it, it was still sealed.”  She looked up from her plate and smiled at them.  “When they saw that the letter had no postage they could tell it was from Vietnam, as they didn’t have to pay postage to mail letters home from Vietnam.  So they figured it was something that would mean a lot to us.  Especially when they found out that Dad had died right after mailing that letter.”
     “You’re doggone right it does,” said Joe “I’m real curious about what’s in the letter, aren’t you mom?”
     “In the past few days I’ve been so confused.  At times I could hardly wait till this day came, but now its here and I think I might be afraid to open the envelope.  I think I might go off by myself to read it before I share it with everyone.  It may take me a few minutes to just  get the nerve up to read it.  I’m not being silly am I?”
     “Of course not,” said Trudy as she got up and took the coffee of the stove and poured some for her mother and Joe.  “We understand.”
     Joe took his napkin and wiped some egg off his chin.  “What were Dad’s last letters like?  I mean the ones before this one.?”
     “Well, the last one I got, before I was told that he had been killed in action, really there wasn’t much.  He didn’t really talk a lot about what he was doing, kind of kept it all a secret.  I knew that he was already thinking about how much time he had left before he would be rotating home.  He didn’t want to mention it in a letter,  didn’t want to jinx it he said.  He never said much about how he felt about things.  He asked about you children, especially you Trudy, because he had only seen you a few days before he had to go overseas.  He told me that no matter what might happen, he loved us all very much.”
     “Neither of us remembers much about Dad.” said Trudy “we only know what we’ve heard from you and a few others.  I remember when I was younger, looking at that picture on your dresser.  I knew that was my father, but I wanted to hear his voice, watch him walk up the steps to the house.  I just wanted something more to remember him by than just that picture.  Maybe I was jealous of you since at least you had something more to cling to all these years.  I sometimes wonder about it all.  Being engaged now to the son of one his good friends from the service, who flew together with him.  Was that something that he guided me to?  To marry Dan, the son of big shot Frankie Rutherford?  Out of all the guys I met in college, I somehow floated into the life of Dan Rutherford and he into mine.  Now I feel that I will be happily married soon, but what about you?  What was Dad like that you never even went out with another man?”
     “He was just twenty-two when he died.  We dated for a few years and then got married right after high school.  He was all I ever knew or ever wanted.  After he died, I had a hard time accepting that he was gone forever.  For a few years I refused to believe that he was really dead, that there must have been some mistake.  Someday he’d come whistling up the front porch like he always did and we’d be one happy family again.  Finally, I faced facts and decided to get on with life.  I knew then that I was going to devote myself to raising you kids up to be children that he’d be proud to see.  We were very much in love and I just felt that I could never give my love or share my life with any other man.”
     Trudy reached over to her mother and held her hand.  “I’m glad that you never married anyone else.  Even though I never knew him, I wouldn’t have wanted another man trying to take my Dad’s place.”
     “Me too, Mom.  You did the best job possible raising us kids.  I don’t think things turned out too bad, considering everything.”  smiled Joe.
     “Thank you both.  I’m proud of you and I’m sure your father is too.  I appreciate you both being here today, especially you Trudy, coming all this way by yourself.  This will be a day I’ll always remember.”
     They all sat at the table in silence for a few minutes.  Everyone seemed to be lost in their own thoughts.  Then Joe got up and pushed back his chair.  “Okay Mom, let’s get these dishes cleared away.  I’ve got to get this house cleaned up, it’s a mess in here.:”
     “A mess?”  Joseph Sanderson!  How can you say that?  This house is spotless, unless you tracked in some dirt when you came in.  My house is never a mess.”  She slapped him on his shoulder as he tried to duck away.
     “Sorry Mom, just checking.  Knew that if there was work to do, i’d have to do it.” he laughed  “You and Trudy will probably be upstairs all morning getting dressed up and fixing up your hair.”
     “And what’s wrong with that?”  said Trudy.  “We want everybody to know that Nolan Sanderson’s wife is still the prettiest girl in Fair Bluffs.  Maybe I’ll even run over to the mall at Carleton and get Mom a new dress to wear.”  

   “You’ll do no such thing, I have plenty of nice dresses.  You stay here and help Joe.  I have to make a few pies, then there will be plenty time for you to fix my hair.”

The Letter — part One

warning?

This story will be a little bit of a change of pace. Something more of a serious nature and maybe more appealing to those who like a little melodrama? if that’s the right word. Anyway it could be a four or five parter, so if not your cup of mocha java, give it a pass. Hope it doesn’t turn to codswallop before its over.

The Letter
     “Tru-dee?  Trudy!”     Trudy was dreaming that her mother was calling her to get up for school.  She was too sleepy to try and make the effort and surface into consciousness.
     “Trudy it’s seven o’clock, come on down for breakfast.”  

Finding herself gradually awakening, Trudy realized that her mother really was calling her, but not for school this time.  She was twenty-five years old, a college graduate and engaged to be married.  School days were over for her.
     “Be down in a couple, Mom.” she called out the door.  

As she looked around the room, old memories crowded her thoughts.  The bedroom was just as it always was.  The knick-knack shelves were still there, filled with dusty, porcelain reminders of high school days.  She remembered, too, why she was back in this room, in this old house.  Today her mother was going to receive The Letter.  It was unclear to her why it had taken the post office nearly twenty five years to deliver it, but today a letter from her long dead father, was finally going to be delivered to his wife Marjorie Sanderson.  Trudy, along with her older brother Joe, would be there to help her mother to celebrate the event.
     As she got out of bed, Trudy pulled on her light, flannel robe and rubbed her eyes.  Coming back to be here this weekend was her mother’s plan.  She wanted the three of them to be together one more time.  The letter was the thing that would unite them for this day.
     The sounds of her mother bustling around in the kitchen, came to her in the room.  Trudy knew that her mother would be making a large breakfast today.  They would have eggs, bacon and probably homemade biscuits.  Cooking was her way of keeping her mind off the coming events of the day.
     Walking slowly down the steps, the smells from the kitchen greeted her as she descended.  For an instant, it brought back a vague, but pleasant memory from long ago, but then it was gone.  With a smile she walked into the kitchen and greeted her mother.


     “Morning Mom, let me help you with breakfast.”


     “Everything is under control dear, sit down and have some coffee.  You know for the past few years I’ve been making breakfast just for myself.  It’s a nice change to be making it for you and Joe again.”


     “I know Mom, but I’d like to you to be able to sit with us so we can all talk and enjoy it together.  We don’t want you runnin’ around here servin’ us like some goddamm waitress.”   

 Her mother turned around to look at her.

 “Is that how you talk back in college?  You never learned that language from me.  Your father never took the Lord’s name in vain.  You might not remember him, but he never talked like that and neither should you!”


     The minute she had said it, Trudy knew that she had made a mistake.  It was easy to forget after being away from home these last years.  A little ‘goddamm’ was no big deal to her, but to her mother it was a sacrilege.  Trudy was determined not to let this ruin the day before it even started.   

 “Sorry, Mom.  It won’t happen again.  It just slipped out, I don’t know what I was thinking.  So tell me about the letter.  How come it took from 1970 to 1995 to get a letter from southeast Asia to Fair Bluffs.  I thought since Dad was shot down and killed in combat over Vietnam, they would have tried a little harder to deliver his last letter to you.”


     “Well, none of us knew that there was a last letter.  It was quite a shock when the man from the post office called here last month.  After all these years, a day doesn’t go by when I don’t think of your father.  I still miss him.  But now, its like I’m going to have him back again.  If only for a day.  It’s not much, but it’s more than I had before.”  She rubbed her eyes with her apron as she turned away.


     “Aw Mom, it’s okay if you want to cry.  Let it out. “ said Trudy.


     “I’m not crying, I think I just got some bacon grease in my eye.  I promised myself I wasn’t going to cry.  There’s no need to, this is a happy occasion for the whole family.  Come over here Trudy and watch these eggs while I check on the biscuits.  Joe should be here any minute and everything is just about ready.”


     Trudy went over to the stove and poked at the fried eggs with a spatula. 


 “You told me last night that you were having some of the cousins and aunts and uncles over today.  If you count the seven or eight neighbors, we’ll have over twenty people.  Maybe we should cut it back.  Maybe you’d like this to be a little more private.  It’s not every day that you get a letter from someone who’s been dead for twenty five years.”  Trudy said.


     “I can’t help the crowd.  Everyone that’s coming are friends of your father and myself.  There’s also going to be some kind of reporter from the county paper.  Of course, Mr. Pappin from the post office will be here too.  He’s the one who is going to deliver the letter to me personally.  He’s the postmaster over in Carleton.  He was quite nice on the phone and apologized for the mistake.  It should work out okay.”


     At that moment, Trudy’s brother Joe walked in the back door.

 “Morning Mom, long time no see ‘sis.”  He came over and hugged Trudy and pulled out a chair and sat at the table.
     “All set for the big day?  What time do the festivities begin?” said Joe


     “I told everybody to be here around noon.  I’m going to serve pie and coffee afterwards, nothing fancy.


     “I was over at the IGA on Thursday,” said Joe , “and Ed Widdoes said that you were going to read the letter out loud to everyone.  They’re all itchin’ to hear what Dad had to say in that letter.  Like it could be something pretty important.”

to be continued….

copyright @2020 bill melnik

Before There Was Ben & Gerry

Before There Was Ben & Gerry

     Returning once again to the days of youth and adventure in southwest Detroit.  These were the times before bicycle helmets, cell phones, safe places, video games, the internet, cable tv, and widespread fast food emporiums, even before shopping malls.   The kids of these times had more freedom and entertainment options than the kids of today.  It was another hot summer in Detroit.  Billy and Stevie were either playing baseball in the mornings or looking for ways to do some fishing.  Unless they could find a cooperative older relative, the chances of going fishing at a lake were very unlikely.  So they always knew they could rely on the usual alternative, going down to the Detroit River and fish from the West Grand Boulevard docks.  There, close to the Ambassador Bridge, the J W Wescott mailboat and the fireboat they could spend a day in peaceful fishing.  They had their rods, and sinkers and other basic fishing tackle, but were handicapped by a lack of genuine coin of the realm.  Neither one of them were in receipt of a weekly, or monthly stipend or any type of allowance from their parents.  Chores were done when required, but were done pro bono, or as a requirement of continued residence in their respective places of domicile.  Endowments of cash or allowances, were for them, something handed out to kids on television shows or some well off kids that were not in their circle of acquaintances.  Creative ways had to be found to round up money to pay for minnows or worms at the bait store and bottles of pop to quench their parched throats while fishing at the river.   

 One way of acquiring funds might be collecting pop or beer bottles to return to the store for the deposits.  This was something that was done by other members of their family, so there was a bit of competition in that endeavor.  Another way was doing a paper drive.  You could go to houses and garages in the neighborhood as well as your own house and collect old newspapers that might be sitting around.  People were happy to get rid of them.  You just had to have some old nylons or rope and bundle up the papers.  The hard part was then getting a parent or older brother to help load the papers in the trunk of the car and then drive down to the junk yard on McGregor Street in the shadows of the train viaduct.  The junk yard would pay one cent per pound for the old papers.  If you worked hard enough, you might collect two or three dollars for your efforts.  Assuming you didn’t have to share that cash with the driver, you then had a good stake for a number of days of fishing, including snacks, pop and bait. 

   The bait store was on Porter Street right under the Ambassador Bridge and on the way to the docks.  You could buy worms, minnows or even crawfish if you had the extra dough.  You might pick up some pop and chips while you were there.  It would then allow you to have a good day at the river with hopes of some perch or something bigger to put on your stringer.  It was after one of these trips to the bait store, that Billy and Stevie hit upon their genius idea of cutting out the middle man and enabling themselves to have free bait and also extra money as well.  On their way home from the river, they discussed and made plans for their venture into entrepreneurship, on a small scale.   

The next day, they used some of their left over money to go down to Cozy’s Sweet Shoppe and purchase some small cardboard cups with lids.  These were the cups that Ethel would scoop ice cream into, adding the toppings and dispense as sundaes from her counter.  The small cups with the lids would be the perfect fit.  That evening they pulled out the garden hose and began to spray the back yard at Billy’s house to encourage the worms to rise from the dirt.  Armed with flashlights the two crawled around the yard and started adding in dirt and grass with a dozen worms in each container.  It was hard work, and a dirty job, and after a couple hours they finally had ten or twelve cups of worms.  They poked some holes in the lids to keep the worms alive and then put the cups in the garage.   

   Early next morning, they loaded up the cups along with their fishing gear and walked the mile or so distance down to the docks.  They then walked around to the various fishermen and offered their worms for twenty five cents a dozen.  Many of those guys were big time fisherman and used more than one rod.  They would cast their lines out as far as they could into the river and then put the rod in a holder.  They usually had a bell at the tip of the rod and if they had a hit, the bell would ring.  These were after the prize game fish of the river, they were looking to reel in some big Sheepshead.  (Later that summer Stevie was to compose and sing his newest song : ’The Man Who Caught Liberty Sheppie, He was the Greatest of Them All’ ) so they had need for extra bait to keep them going all day . In a short while they were all sold out, except for the dozen they saved for themselves.  They were in tall cotton now.  With over two dollars to share, they would fish like kings that day at the river.   

 As a matter of economic news, relative to those days- a quarter was not like the quarter of today.  It had some real purchasing power.  You could buy 5 candy bars for a quarter.  It would get you two sixteen ounce bottles of grape or orange Nehi pop.  Twenty five cents would get you into the Saturday afternoon matinee at the Stratford Theatre with money left over for a candy bar and a box of popcorn.  That quarter was good enough for two packs of Hostess Cupcakes or Twinkies.  If you had a car, it was more than enough for a gallon of gas.  Two dollars was financial freedom for a couple days at least.   

 That night, the founders of Billy and Stevie’s Worm Empire, came up with a better plan for finding worms.  The older brother of our friends Johnny & Foster, had invented a new worm finder.  He had come up with a new device.  It was a steel rod which was attached to an electric cord.  When the rod was placed into the ground and then plugged in, it would cause the ground around it to vibrate.  Soon the worms began to pop up around this area and it was much easier to round them up.  They couldn’t use this every night, but it did help shorten the time for worm hunting when it was available.  This enterprise was beginning to be a profitable venture.  So where did it all go wrong?  Why were Billy and Stevie not the Ben and Gerry of the worm industry?  Well, they were a little young and also were easily seduced by the other options available during the summer.  There were baseball games to be played during the day, also maybe ball games to see down at Briggs Stadium.  Also there were opportunities to go a beach every once in awhile if any older person decided to take us.  These beach trips were rare and could not be rejected as the chance might not come again.  If it was a rainy day, it was important to get caught up reading your comic books, looking at your baseball cards and maybe even visiting the Bowen Branch Library to get a book for summer reading.  There were also the usual game of guns played in the local alleys, either cowboy or Army and on  summer evenings there was also the chance to play games with other kids, like Release or Pom Pom Tackle.  So with these distractions, the business slowly dissipated and was not revived.  Maybe with adult supervision it could have turned into something big time, but adults were busy working, taking care of all the kids and cooking and cleaning their houses.  So like Marlon Brando in the back of the cab in On The Waterfront , we sat on our bikes and just thought : “….we coulda been somebody, we coulda had class, we coulda been contenders, instead of just some dumb kids, which we were…”  adjusting the quote a little.   But we were kids and had fun that summer.A financial opportunity missed, but it was more important to be a kid.  It would be soon time enough to join up with the reality of life in the big city.

Baseball Season 2020

Baseball 2020

     Recently the TFIBI has been able to access the details of the return of Major League Baseball this year.  The memo was leaked to us via a well known leaker of classified information.  That is all we can say, other than the full report will become public in the very near future as the game of baseball  returns this summer.  I hope that I will not be unmasked.  (masks required)

     There will e a number of changes made to the game in order for it to be played during these perilous times.  It is expected that these  changes will be in effect for the foreseeable future or ten years, or maybe forever, depending on events.

      When the game is ready to be played, all the players of the home team that are playing will take the field to their various positions.  There will be a pause, then they will no longer proceed with the Star Spangled Banner, since the game is going to be part of the Global Culture, it was deemed best to begin with either the singing or playing of “We Are the World.”   Then the umpires proceed onto the field,   There will be an umpire for first, second and third base, Proper Social Distanced (PSD) from the players.  The umpire and the players are all required to wear masks.  The home plate umpire will not be in the usual place.  Instead he will be seated in a special booth behind the plate, isolated from the field.  He will have access to the pitches via a camera that will be suspended by wire over the catchers shoulder and also a view of home plate from a centerfield camera.  (There will also be at least three drones flying at all times, to monitor the game and game calls.)  As the pitches come in, the umpire will call the pitches over a speaker which will be easily heard by the catcher, the batter and the pitcher.  Also, the catcher, since he will not be able to totally practice PSD, he will be required to wear a modified Hazmat suit.  This will protect himself and  each batter as they come to the plate.

     Now the game will proceed.  If the first batter gets a hit or a walk, he goes to first base.  Since  the first baseman will not be able to PSD himself from the runner, it was determined that the runner will have to keep his foot on the bag until the ball is in play.  This will allow the first baseman to have the ability to play far enough off the bag to PSD.  Stealing of bases will not be permitted for the foreseeable future.  This may take some getting used to by the players, but it is necessary to maintain the health of all involved.  This will be the case for whichever base the runner is occupying at the time.  If a ball is hit to the outfield and the runner is advancing to another base and the throw comes in to try and get the runner out at another base or home plate, this will be allowed.  But, once the tag is made, whether the runner is safe or out, the fielder must quickly jump back and maintain PSD when the call is made.  This brings us to contested calls.  If the runner or the manager of the team has determined that the call was incorrect, as usual they can challenge the call.  If there is to be an argument to contest the result, the manager and/or the player may at that time, remove their cell phone from their pocket and text the umpire with their complaint.   All players will have access to a cellphone at all times.  These phones will only be able to access texts and calls, but no internet service allowed.  This texting is obviously needed to maintain PSD.  Once the discussion is over, the play resumes as usual.

     When the inning is over, the team returns to their dugout area.  The only people allowed in the dugouts will be the manager and the coaches, the trainer and the batboy.  The players will sit on benches on either side of the dugout, maintaining PSD.  Any players that are not in the game, will all be sitting in the seats behind the dugout until that time that they may be called into the game by the manager.   The relief pitchers will still be seated in an enlarged bullpen area, PSD.   Another change, much needed will be what the players can do when someone on their team has performed something that might be considered worthy of congratulations by the other players.  With the outlawing of hand shaking, of course high-fiving and hugs are out of the question.  Since all the player will have their cell phones, they will be encouraged to use these to proper effect.  If a teammate hits a long home run and maybe scoring a few other players ahead of him, this is cause for joy and celebration.  Players will then text, and possibly use emojis to congratulate their teammate for their accomplishment at this time.  Creativity is encouraged.  PSD even more so.

     If a player is removed from a game, for injury, replacement etc—He will be required to go immediately to the clubhouse, change clothes and proceed back to the hotel where the players are staying.  He will not be able to stay in the clubhouse area at this time.  The less people there, the better chances of PSD.  Another small change will be made for the traditional 7th inning stretch.  Since it would be impractical to sing, Take Me Out to the Ball Game’ as the fans are not allowed to come to the game, another song was needed.  So for the foreseeable future, all stadiums will have a recording of the new song ‘Stay Safe, Stay Home’.  It was written by Dr. Claudius Ausfahrt of the CDC for MLB.  The recommended recording will be one by the renowned recording artist – Cher-, a huge baseball fan.  All proceeds from this recording will be returned to the CDC.

     A few housekeeping items to remember.  As was previously announced the practice of spitting by the players is eternally outlawed.  Since the players will all have to wear face masks, the spitting will be harder to do.  If a player does somehow forget and expectorates on the field, the game will be halted and the player will be warned and receive a citation from the local health department after the game.  The ground crew will proceed to the moistened area to clean up the violation.  If that same player does it again, he will be suspended by MLB for 30 days.  It is possible that the local authorities may at their discretion apply further penalties to that person.  If there is by some chance a third violation by that player, they will be suspended for the rest of the season, subject to further off season review by MLB.

     The only people in attendance at the games will be the families of the players, limited to 50 for each team and will be required to sit on opposite sides of the field and of course maintaining PSD.  These fans will be aided by electronic cheering for the home team at the proper times during the game.  Booing is discouraged.  All attendees will also be fitted out with the proper facial accoutrements.  In the press box there will be allowed three members of the media representing each team in the current contest.  Also with masks and performing the PSD.  Any of the non-game participants who violate any of the rules of attendance will be turned over to local law enforcement for possible incarceration.  At the end of the game, the players will be returned to their hotels to take their showers and take their meals.  The other attendees will leave the stadium, PSD at all times and return to their mode of transportation.  

     These rules could be subject to change and further restrictions pending further review from the CDC, NIH, WHO, and the LSMFT.

    LETS PLAY BALL!!!!

Dragnet in the Countryside

Dragnet in the Countryside

     This tale begins on a beautiful summer evening in July.  The time was in the 1980s, a simple time, lacking the complications of electronic devices.   Phil and Candi had recently purchased a small cottage in the woods in the North.  Their friends Hank and Rue had joined them for a weekend of peaceful relaxing and quiet in the bucolic settings afforded by this getaway.  They had just finished polishing off a plateful of grilled cheeseburgers, a pot of pork and beans and washing it all down with various beverages.  Now it was time to clear the dishes and clean up the kitchen and maybe spend the rest of the evening playing board games and listening to the radio.  Time to forget about the cares and stresses of the working world and just kick back and enjoy life.

     Unfortunately for our happy go lucky couples, deadly fate would intervene in a most inconvenient way.  Candi was in the process of gathering up the garbage and refuse from the dinner and walked over to the back porch area when she let out with a piercing desperate call for help. 

 “Help!  A mouse just ran in here!  And now I think he has gone back down the basement steps!”  

      “A mouse? “ cried Rue.   “I can’t be in the same place as a mouse!  You guys better go get it!”

     Phil and Hank looked at each other with the resolute demeanor that men sometimes display at times like this.  If there was indeed a mouse, they would go down there and see what they could do about it.  They made a quick foray into the back room area and started to descend the basement steps to see about apprehending the rodent in question.  They had only gone about halfway down the steps, when they spied a very large, and quite ugly snake, making its way up the steps.  Now at this time it should be disclosed that Phil and Hank would not be described as frontier men or maybe not even much a country boy.  They had between them possibly a couple years of Cub Scouts and maybe they could claim some knowledge from reading Mark Trail in the comic pages,  but these two could best be described as men of the city at this point.  They were quite taken aback by the appearance of the snake.  They knew that they could not alert the ladies of this new arrival, as that might spark a panic that would make the last days of Pompeii look like a tea dance. Steeling themselves for the what they must now do, they scouted around for the best weapons they could find at hand.  Equipped with a baseball bat and  a can of Raid 20ft wasp spray, they descended the steps to meet their fate.  

     (Parental discretion is advised, as scenes of violence and wild life abuse to follow)  

     The snake, sensing that mortal combat was imminent, started to make his way back down the wooden steps.  The determined hunters knew that if they were to sleep peacefully under this roof that night,  they could not let the serpent escape any further.  The battle ensued with a vengeance , no quarter given on either side.  Phil gave a quick and telling shot of wasp spray in the face of the snake and Hank quickly followed with a powerful wallop with his Louisville Slugger, (Ted Williams style).  It was a desperate struggle and of a most violent nature.  To spare the reader of the further details, it can just be said that the snake was soon subdued and eventually rendered to the status of a departed snake.  No further sign was noticed of the running mouse, but the snake would no longer bother the living.  Or so they thought.

     The fearless fighters, chests still heaving from the bitter battle, gingerly picked up the serpent and lowered his body into a nearby paper shopping bag.  They ascended the steps and and went back to the wives to apprise them of the situation as it stood at that point.  No mouse caught, but the big bad snake was a goner.  They felt pretty proud of themselves and expected some heartfelt thanks from the women.  Appreciating the quick and decisive action taken by the men folk.  That was not to be the case.  

“A snake?  Are you sure it’s dead?’ wailed Candi.

     “How can you be sure that he won’t be right back up here while we sleep tonight?”  cried Rue  “We don’t trust him or you guys.  You better get that body out of here, pronto!’

     “Don’t worry about it, we killed that sucker dead, you don’t need to worry about him coming back from the dead.”  laughed Phil.

     “That’s fine, but you butter pack up that snake and get him far away from here right now, or we will need to go home.”  said Candi.

     Panic and bad judgment can lead to another set of unforeseen results.  They never thought that going down into the basement for a mouse, would result in a battle to the death with a big, fat snake.  Now as sunset was drawing near, Phil made another hasty decision.

     “Okay, we’ll tie him up in the garbage bag and take the all of trash along with the body in the car and find a can to dump him in.”  said Phil.

     This seemed to mollify the ladies.  As long as the snake was long gone with no chance of return, they could relax in peace.  So Phil and Hank loaded the garbage bag in the trunk of Phil’s car and set off to get rid of the body.  Phil drove for a few miles but couldn’t find a suitable resting place.  They were not going to just fling the bag out of the car, it might be easy, but they did have some scruples.  Phil finally remembered that there was a very small roadside park on the main road into town.  It was not much, it just had one picnic bench and a trash can next to it.  It was a bit further than he wanted to go, but it was far enough away from the cottage and convenient for their requirements.  

     They finally got to the little spot.  It was just a gravel drive in, with large pine trees shielding it from the road mostly, and then the picnic table with the garbage can.  They could now dispose of the bag and the snake and end this unhappy caper.  To make it look legitimate, they both got out of the car and sat at the table for a minute.  Phil smoked a quick cigarette.  He then asked Hank to watch to see if any other cars were coming.  Right next to the can was a sign —DUMPING OF HOUSEHOLD REFUSE IS PROHIBITED, $500 FINE!  One more crime to consider here.   The sun was just setting in the western sky.  Dark enough to do the deed and depart.   “Okay, no cars coming” Hank said softly.  Phil pulled the bag from the trunk and quickly threw the evidence in the can and closed the lid and then the trunk.

     “Okay, let’s get out of here!”  Phil said nervously.

     They got back in the car and Phil drove to exit the other side of the drive and be on the way.  In his excitement to depart the scene of the crime, Phil did not survey the current condition of the drive going out of the area.  Recent rains had made some serious inroads to the sand and gravel of the exit from the park.  Before they could reach the safety of the paved road, the little Honda Civic came to a quick halt.   Phil tried to continue up the drive.  The car could not make the grade, even in first gear.  So he decided to back up and try again.  That was another mistake.  They only became further enmeshed in the ditch which he had not seen.  Soon, they were quite stuck, and could not go forward or back.

     “What the crap.  I can’t believe this.  Well, you get in the driver’s seat and I will push us back and when we get out, put it in gear and back out slowly.”  said Phil

      Phil went to the front of the car and looked down at what he could see of the front wheels stuck in the ditch and started to push as hard as he could to free the car from this mess.  He finally got it to rock a little, but no matter what he did, they could not free the car.  At this point the situation began to be desperate.  Of course, this occurred in the era before cell phones.  So there was not a chance of calling for help.  Also considering the facts of the case, they did not want to try and flag down someone to give them a push.  Looking at how the chips were falling,  here were two guys in a little roadside park at night.  There was no picnic evidence to display, not even a can of beer.  If a good samaritan or worse, a member of the local constabulary might appear, they would have to do some tall talking.  There were five hundred reasons for not telling anyone the real reason for this visit, and what was the alternative cause of this happy event?  Parked in the car in a roadside park, at night.  They didn’t like the picture.  No, they could not ask for help from one of the locals.  They decided to go for broke.  They put the car in neutral, turned the wheels and they both got in front of the car and began to push with all their might, back and forth, back and forth, rocking the car, a little more at a time, hoping not to draw any unwanted attention.  They say there have been cases of a motivated man lifting a car off of a victim under the wheels.  John Henry was able to beat the steam drill. Anything was possible if you were desperate enough. After much sweat and motivation, the car was dislodged from the ditch.  Eureka!  Now it was time to make a hasty, but careful departure from the scene.  Backing up slowly to the entrance that they arrived in, they made their way onto the road, and taking a look in every direction possible, they left the park in the rear view mirror.  Hands were shaking, but self congratulations were pouring from their lips.  They had successfully conquered nature and man made disaster without drawing any further attention to themselves.  They were free. Victory was sweet, if flawed a little.

     Arriving back at the cabin, there was a long discussion with the wives about the whole adventure,  After a suitable amount of Stroh’s Bohemian Beer were tossed down the gullets, peace reigned once again in the north woods.

     The story that you have just read is true.  Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.  As the pertinent law enforcement agencies were unaware of any potential crimes committed, there was no trial or sentencing at that time.

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